I can't exactly blame my genetics for that, can I? I mean I can, but that would be rude to my parents.

[ Salty-chan—er, Tsukki is always as frank as Kuroo expects him to be, but Kuroo doesn't actually mind it. Kenma could be worse, and has been worse; flashbacks to when Kenma first joined the volleyball club remind Kuroo of how much their older teammates didn't appreciate the brutal honesty the younger man presented.

It's cold, too. Hoodies are warm. Cold weather + warm hoodie = toasty Kuroo. ]

Come on, I have a hooty tooty dumbass to lift. Let's get this over with.