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( for worthlesspride )

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[ is that trouble in paradise brewing? kuroo files it away to percolate on later. oikawa's problems are his own, after all. ]

you sound like you're talking from experience, oikawa-san. can it be?

how did you even get iwaizumi to agree.

[ is everyone else having a happier sex life than he is because that's just not right. even his lanky half-russian underclassman is getting laid. ]

and that's why we're inviting him to stay with us. it's an extra two stops from the train line we ride, and we get a free show when he does his morning stretches.

and we can pimp him out to auntie landlady for dates if we're desperate.

[worthlesspride]

[No trouble~ Just honest discussion.]

I am~ Mattsun and Makki actually pullled that on us.

And I may or may have not have engaged in some really hot sexting with Refreshing-kun at some point last year. I'll show you sometime

[The joys of being in an open relationship with someone you have absolute trust in]

I thought we were inviting him because, like me, his facebook book shows him to be a responsible sort of man. And with two responsible and attractive young men our landlady will be convinced she doesn't need to up the security deposit. Because we'll keep you under control.

But the morning show would be nice. Remind to take pictures to send to Iwa-chan. It'll fluster him~

i thought i hit post already, sorry

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that's one reason among many. also: my facebook account doesn't even have my real name on it.

[ it's true. he's on facebook as ＣＡＴ ＤＡＤＤＹ．, to match bokuto's ＯＷＬ ＨＯＴＴＹ． display name. auntie landlady must've been a PI in her younger years or something. ]

man, we should've met sooner. could've used this information back in high school. certainly would've made junior/senior year a lot more hilarious, looking back on it.

and what are you talking about, "keeping me under control"? who do you think you are, oikawa-san?

( for yakkun )

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but i already have you on the team. :(

[ Kenma's gonna his work cut out for him after they graduate. That, and he's gonna miss the team, but that's still in the nearing future. ]

it's not like the age gap's gonna go away if you both stay in high school, you know. you're still older than he is.

[yakkun]

True. The team wouldn't be the same without us third years.

Plenty of people think he's older than me. Can you believe that? There's more to being grown up than height.

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we're gonna have to let lev block.

i've had nightmares about it, yakkun.

look at it this way: you'll still fool people into thinking you're 20 when you hit your mid-40s. lev's gonna look like an uncle by the time he's 25.

( for ragefairy pt1 )

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that's really cool, what the hell

i also don't mean to offend by asking this but are you a girl or a boy? i can't tell from the video, i'm watching on my phone.

those spins though what the fuck

[ that level of athleticism is making kuroo wince; he does enough splits during drills to see how punishing those routines have to be. ]

how long have you been training?

[ragefairy]

guy. its okay that costume is supposed to be between the two


[Actually... Yuri kind of likes being asked. He worked hard to get that kind of grace, blur those lines.]

i started skating when i was four. dance when i was five

( for ragefairy pt2 )

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[ those kinds of friendships can be the best, though. just ask akaashi. ]

i should mention that lev is 190+ cm tall.

and still climbing. he's about your age.

bring platforms? your knife shoes?

[ragefairy]

[Yo he took down Chris and JJ. The bigger they are the harder they fall etc. etc.]

knife shoes it is

doesnt matter how tall you are without ankles!!!

( for tsooki )

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never mistake calm for patient. he's the personification of those five words, i swear on what life i have left to live.

and anyway, you wouldn't be karasuno if you weren't all so hot to go from zero to a hundred in a heartbeat. that's your thing.



...and so what if i'm wearing a hoodie. it's ass cold.

[tsooki]

I guess. You know him longer so you know him better.

That's definitively not my thing. That's their thing.

[Tsukishima is Tsukishima. He's not hot-headed like most of his teammates.]

I was just asking Kuroo-san, no need to be edgy :)

( for ragefairy pt3 )

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So comfortable, we're living in a bubble, bubble
So comfortable, we cannot see the trouble, trouble
Aren't you lonely?

[ragefairy]

[from here]

I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

( for ragefairy pt4 )

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you can't read tabloids from jail.

or i suppose you can? i've never been to jail, it sounds like a terrible place. please don't go there, yuri-chan.

[ yuri you need a different set of fans, man. ]

[ragefairy]

[from here

MOST of his fans are pretty awesome, and Yuri's grateful for them. There's just that RABID contingent...]

i guess i wont

the clothes are terrible

not because i would miss any of you assholes or anything

( for twinarizaki )

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changed my mind, that's alarming.

you've got a place and time in mind, then?

[twinarizaki]

Not yet. What kind of places do you like? Cat cafes?

( for ragefairy pt5 )

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if i go to the hospital i'll miss your performance

i'm not guilting you here

i'm just saying

[ except - and it's horrible of him to do this, knowing that yuri's unable to come over, but kuroo is guilting him, just a little. kuroo doesn't like it when people worry about him; that's his job. that's where he excels.

he's not that great at looking out for himself. ]

[ragefairy]

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And that really would be too bad, considering Yuri's new routine is Kuroo's fault.

Yuri tears the ice apart, enjoying every second. Then goes for the phone the instant he's done. THere's a growl at that last string of texts. Yeah, okay, he appreciates that, but dumbass that's what YouTube is for.]

WELL???

( for leftwinger )

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you smash your device

I'M KIDDING, JUST IN CASE YOU TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY

do you have a preferred antivirus? i can walk you through a few if you don't.

[leftwinger]

I have the best antiviral software installed on my system. I did not receive any alerts, however.

I'm assuming I should run it, regardless.

[Which he does, because once he thinks about it, one can never be too sure. And he definitely doesn't want remnants of Nugget porn on his device, either.]

Should I do anything else?

( for gekkajuu )

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[ continued here ]

please excuse me for saying this, if it comes across rude

well, it likely will

but do you have poor self-esteem?

[gekkajuu]

That's not rude. But it's kind of a difficult question.

I suppose I don't have as much self-esteem as most. Given that I grew up being told every day how useless I was and how the world would be better off without me, that's probably no surprise.

But I also know that what they told me isn't true. I know that I have it in me to be better than I am right now.

So I would actually say I'm optimistic about the future.

[tl;dr: yes, the answer is still yes.]

( for leftwinger )

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you're a horrible roommate. i KNOW that, you nerd. why do you think i'm eating chicken wings cold??? you're the one with a hangup for eating cold food.

get your ass over here and be supportive already.