it's impact and friction, technically. matter in and of themselves don't really affect each other, but add some physics and chemistry and you wind up with a world of possibility.
anyway, knives. on feet. that will never stop being cool.
i herd cats irl as it is. they're called my teammates.
eh, not really. not that i'm shy or anything, don't get me wrong. but i'm captain, and that means pushing my team to their best. reliable isn't flashy, so that doesn't get taped all too often.
there's a few of our matches somewhere on the internet though. probably. do you mind it?
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bone and blood would probably fuck up the blades and I have Nationals
[It's... good he has priorities?]
you'll just have to adopt extra cats
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i like chemistry, sorry
actually no i'm not sorry, i'm fucking great at it
i'm gonna end up with a dozen cats at this rate, and i don't even like cats as much as i like dogs
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i was thinking blunt stuff like bones dulls knives, but that's cool to know too
Dozen cats = not seeing the problem here???
[As soon as Yuri gets his own place he's filling it with cats. Then they won't be lonely when he's off competing! Best plan.]
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anyway, knives. on feet. that will never stop being cool.
i herd cats irl as it is. they're called my teammates.
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also see this is why you dont have teammates. how do you not murder all of them not listening and doing their own thing
[SHOCKING but teams sports were never Yuri's strong point.]
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kinda hard to play volleyball all by myself, i'm great but i'm not lightning fast.
and i like the company, anyway. met some good people through volleyball.
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speaking of
wheres video of you? you not cool enough to film?
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eh, not really. not that i'm shy or anything, don't get me wrong. but i'm captain, and that means pushing my team to their best. reliable isn't flashy, so that doesn't get taped all too often.
there's a few of our matches somewhere on the internet though. probably. do you mind it?
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sure send it
not doing anything better
[Probably watching volleyball will be more fun then stewing over asshole Canadians.]
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this is the only thing i can find right now. it's a practice match so it's not the best quality, but we won.
good game, though.
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ANYWAY Kuroo's just going to get a stream of texts as Yuri watches.]
shit shortie is playing with EYES CLOSED
hes worse with eyes open wtf
oh look its the cat kid
haha psych glasses missed that completely
look some tall loser with bed-head who made him captain
ooooh shortie SMOKED you
nice hit at 4:30
whoops cat kid saved all your asses
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[ LET HIM WAX POETIC ABOUT HIS BFF SOMETIME it'll take all night all morning all day, kenma one-man cheering squad right here. ]
shorty mandarin freaks me out with his spikes, kid ain't real.
glasses is a salt bucket too.
and right who's that handsome bedhaired guy, look at him go (=owo=)
nekoma's gonna go to the nationals this year, we're gonna freaking win.
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dont want to waste my time learning names if youre not getting on tv
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but thats the only way im going to see you guys play
so its motivation!!!
[So really he means well?]
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i mean, i appreciate it, but it's definitely going to piss people off.
unless that's your goal with it?
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what you dont do better when you're mad???
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you don't find it tiring at all?
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[Yeah this sounds like a Feelings conversation. Nice try! Yuri is an expert at dodging those by now!
(No he isn't)]
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ah, youth. when i was your age i was catching volleys in the face instead of raging against the universe. it's healthier.
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obviously you never had that issue
[You gonna need ice for that sick burn Kuroo good thing Yuri's got PLENTY!]