[ among other things, kuroo guesses, like growing pains and height, but he thinks the weight is the most crucial part of yuri's issues with growing up. ]
you know what, when you get here. remind me to introduce you to yakkun. he knows all the ways to bend tall people low enough for him to punch in the face.
you make it sound like fucking prima donna shit but its GODDAMN NOT FUNNY
even a couple of pounds could fuck EVERYTHING up
[Look what happened to Katsudon, geeze. Yuuri can get his body to do exactly what he wants. The idea of it changing, growing out of his control? It's scary, okay?]
whoah, that's not what i meant at all. believe me, i get it.
extra weight and height fucks up your balance. your timing. even the way you move has to change with the excess. honestly, i really do get it. it's happening with one of my players too.
[ lev is a different case, certainly, but it's the same set of problems: the length, the speed, the weight, all of these things rapidly changing at a rate that his training can't keep up with. the "future ace" already edged up a quarter of an inch in two weeks; his body's not done wrecking havoc on him yet.
kuroo can guess how much worse it'll be for someone in yuri's place. ]
i figured he would be, given what little of it he still has. how OLD is he? why are you hanging out with grandpas???
[ Kuroo can see the appeal in the fluidity of this Viktor's movements, and there's a certain type of grace in his appearance that looks natural, but Kuroo also spends days exposed to Bokuto's and Akaashi's combined presence - he's immune to the gracefully forceful look by now. ]
[Yuri snorts at that mental image, but feels the need to clarify. Viktor IS the reason he trains where he does, gave him Agape. Yuri would not have gotten this far without his support. Even if he is a total airhead FLAKE.]
some people BELONG exactly where they are? like they were born for it
thats viktor on the ice
i will skate until i drop and destroy every single one of his records watch me
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[ among other things, kuroo guesses, like growing pains and height,
but he thinks the weight is the most crucial part of yuri's issues with growing up. ]
you know what, when you get here. remind me to introduce you to yakkun. he knows all the ways to bend tall people low enough for him to punch in the face.
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even a couple of pounds could fuck EVERYTHING up
[Look what happened to Katsudon, geeze. Yuuri can get his body to do exactly what he wants. The idea of it changing, growing out of his control? It's scary, okay?]
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extra weight and height fucks up your balance. your timing. even the way you move has to change with the excess. honestly, i really do get it. it's happening with one of my players too.
[ lev is a different case, certainly, but it's the same set of problems: the length, the speed, the weight, all of these things rapidly changing at a rate that his training can't keep up with. the "future ace" already edged up a quarter of an inch in two weeks; his body's not done wrecking havoc on him yet.
kuroo can guess how much worse it'll be for someone in yuri's place. ]
there's no easy way out of it.
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yeah
viktor survived it
so just have to suck it up
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[ UNSUBTLY SIDESTEPPING your temporary emotional denial, oops ]
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okay i know you are totally ignorant of skating
but how do you not know who viktor is
[Look he can do unsubtle sidestepping too!]
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you got a picture?
[ have it your way, little catte! ]
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[Yuri does attach a couple of things though. You're WELCOME.]
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a lot of forehead.
[ have you tried spelling with the english alphabet it's kind of hard ]
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
you are my new favorite congratulations
he is so vain about his hair
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[ Kuroo can see the appeal in the fluidity of this Viktor's movements, and there's a certain type of grace in his appearance that looks natural, but Kuroo also spends days exposed to Bokuto's and Akaashi's combined presence - he's immune to the gracefully forceful look by now. ]
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like most skaters stop competing by 25-26
he got his fifth gold at 27
[And he is one of the few people Yuri respects YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT FROM HIM.]
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i don't know a lot about figure skating, sorry. :(
do you plan on competing for that long?
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some people BELONG exactly where they are? like they were born for it
thats viktor on the ice
i will skate until i drop and destroy every single one of his records watch me