[ He almost - almost - goes through with it anyway, but there's pain for the sake of pleasure and then there's getting kicked in the nuts for being stupid. Kuroo likes to think he's not that dumb.
Which is why he's grunting and throwing his back out trying to lift Bokuto up. Dude's built as fuck and Kuroo's slightly regretting being a supportive friend right now. ]
This freakin' hooty tooty dumbass, he got heavier. Oy, Tsukki, help me out a bit! Seriously!
[Tsukishima watches from safe distance Kuroo's attempts to lift Bokuto up. It's both funny and sad at the same time. Bokuto is a dead weight. Finally taking mercy at Kuroo, he pulls out a cellphone from his pocket.]
Wait, you'll break your back. I'm calling a taxi.
[They can't carry both Akaashi and Bokuto.
When he hangs up, he leaves Akaashi on the chair and goes to help Kuroo lift Bokuto up.]
I'm putting the transportation fees on their account.
—Oh, good idea. Put it on Akaashi's. He'll get mad in the morning but he'll get Bokuto to pay him back. Bo-chan doesn't wanna die by setter fury. Neither do I...
[ Still, though - he's only half-carrying and half-dragging Bokuto as it is. All those eggs they are over the years finally make sense for one of them. Kuroo taps Tsukki on the cheek when the Karasuno blocker comes over to help, too. ]
Took you long enough. You have no pity on your senpais.
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[ He almost - almost - goes through with it anyway, but there's pain for the sake of pleasure and then there's getting kicked in the nuts for being stupid. Kuroo likes to think he's not that dumb.
Which is why he's grunting and throwing his back out trying to lift Bokuto up. Dude's built as fuck and Kuroo's slightly regretting being a supportive friend right now. ]
This freakin' hooty tooty dumbass, he got heavier. Oy, Tsukki, help me out a bit! Seriously!
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Wait, you'll break your back. I'm calling a taxi.
[They can't carry both Akaashi and Bokuto.
When he hangs up, he leaves Akaashi on the chair and goes to help Kuroo lift Bokuto up.]
I'm putting the transportation fees on their account.
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[ Still, though - he's only half-carrying and half-dragging Bokuto as it is. All those eggs they are over the years finally make sense for one of them. Kuroo taps Tsukki on the cheek when the Karasuno blocker comes over to help, too. ]
Took you long enough. You have no pity on your senpais.
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I can still ditch you Kuroo-san.
[But he won't. Not after actually coming all this way to help him out. But he can still threaten him. Bokuto is heavy like a stone.]
If it weren't for a fact that Bokuto-san and Akaashi-san would end up owing me a favor, I wouldn't come.
[Again, he would. But- he's Tsukishima. He always needs a reason to do stuff.]