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[ hey, anything to help a friend and comrade out, right? it's not like he's wondering about the level of seriousness involved in his teammates' respective romances. but a healthy team is a happy team, and happy team is easier to motivate and focus.
sometimes he envies fukurodani. bokuto has it easy, since he's a black hole of good-natured attention. nekoma as a collective gets too much like actual cat herding when it's hitting a mood. ]
normally i'd ask what you two get up to in the bedroom, but i honestly don't know if i'm ready for that information just yet.
i don't know, yakkun.
phone sex? people still do that, right?
i wasn't kidding about your legs. lev could talk about that, but his vocabulary's not too great.
hang on, dictionary.
[ homework's done, kenma's ignoring him in chat, and tomorrow's schedule is just drills to death. might as well, life is short. ]
so what i'd usually go for is nasty right out the door, but lev seems like he'd be sweet first then work up to it. tell me if i'm wrong or if it's not working for you?
"i think about you. when you think i'm not paying attention. i think about what you'd say if i suddenly confessed the things i imagine i'd do to you, and with you, if i said it out loud in front of the team.
would you get mad at me?
you'll put me on suicide drills for a week. maybe a month. even if i begged you not to. you'll work me down to the bones and get me on my knees, but it's when you're standing in front me, that you're the most beautiful."
yakkun this is hard. how are you dating him.
sometimes he envies fukurodani. bokuto has it easy, since he's a black hole of good-natured attention. nekoma as a collective gets too much like actual cat herding when it's hitting a mood. ]
normally i'd ask what you two get up to in the bedroom, but i honestly don't know if i'm ready for that information just yet.
i don't know, yakkun.
phone sex? people still do that, right?
i wasn't kidding about your legs. lev could talk about that, but his vocabulary's not too great.
hang on, dictionary.
[ homework's done, kenma's ignoring him in chat, and tomorrow's schedule is just drills to death. might as well, life is short. ]
so what i'd usually go for is nasty right out the door, but lev seems like he'd be sweet first then work up to it. tell me if i'm wrong or if it's not working for you?
"i think about you. when you think i'm not paying attention. i think about what you'd say if i suddenly confessed the things i imagine i'd do to you, and with you, if i said it out loud in front of the team.
would you get mad at me?
you'll put me on suicide drills for a week. maybe a month. even if i begged you not to. you'll work me down to the bones and get me on my knees, but it's when you're standing in front me, that you're the most beautiful."
yakkun this is hard. how are you dating him.
that's really cool, what the hell
i also don't mean to offend by asking this but are you a girl or a boy? i can't tell from the video, i'm watching on my phone.
those spins though what the fuck
[ that level of athleticism is making kuroo wince; he does enough splits during drills to see how punishing those routines have to be. ]
how long have you been training?
i also don't mean to offend by asking this but are you a girl or a boy? i can't tell from the video, i'm watching on my phone.
those spins though what the fuck
[ that level of athleticism is making kuroo wince; he does enough splits during drills to see how punishing those routines have to be. ]
how long have you been training?
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never mistake calm for patient. he's the personification of those five words, i swear on what life i have left to live.
and anyway, you wouldn't be karasuno if you weren't all so hot to go from zero to a hundred in a heartbeat. that's your thing.
...and so what if i'm wearing a hoodie. it's ass cold.
and anyway, you wouldn't be karasuno if you weren't all so hot to go from zero to a hundred in a heartbeat. that's your thing.
...and so what if i'm wearing a hoodie. it's ass cold.
They like those nicknames, so I'm not changing it. They've built it up to be a comedy routine of the annoying sort.
And deal. When my teammates gang up on me you're not allowed to join in, and I won't join in when Bokuto starts in on you. Prefect. I'll throw your teammates in as a bonus.
[Adding Oikawa might make it difficult for poor Akaashi. It really depends on he's feeling that that day.]
Yes back to that.
We're always going to measuring our dicks against each other. But for the moment we're okay.
Still... might be fun. So long as we don't spend too much time in each other's presence. And if really annoys me I can piss all over his flowers.
And deal. When my teammates gang up on me you're not allowed to join in, and I won't join in when Bokuto starts in on you. Prefect. I'll throw your teammates in as a bonus.
[Adding Oikawa might make it difficult for poor Akaashi. It really depends on he's feeling that that day.]
Yes back to that.
We're always going to measuring our dicks against each other. But for the moment we're okay.
Still... might be fun. So long as we don't spend too much time in each other's presence. And if really annoys me I can piss all over his flowers.
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[ wait what? ]
flowers? what are you talking about?? ushijima has flowers???
[ look, the entirety of miyagi prefecture's volleyball clubs are weird to kuroo. maybe it's a regional thing, maybe nekoma's own weirdness is just a different flavor. but what the fuck is this actually?
what fucking flowers??? ]
your fish stick friends and iwaizumi's "the punching man" routines are about as weird as this entire conversation, oikawa.
whatever. deal. let's shake on it.
or don't if that dick measuring thing was literal. i don't think i'm ready for that level of friendship just yet.
flowers? what are you talking about?? ushijima has flowers???
[ look, the entirety of miyagi prefecture's volleyball clubs are weird to kuroo. maybe it's a regional thing, maybe nekoma's own weirdness is just a different flavor. but what the fuck is this actually?
what fucking flowers??? ]
your fish stick friends and iwaizumi's "the punching man" routines are about as weird as this entire conversation, oikawa.
whatever. deal. let's shake on it.
or don't if that dick measuring thing was literal. i don't think i'm ready for that level of friendship just yet.
It's his hobby. Like mine is alien movies. His his gardening.
Like you and Bo-chan haven't done weird shit either. Don't lie. It's amazing you haven't given Akaashi-chan an ulcer.
But I'll shake your hand when I get there in the morning.
[Seriously Kuroo, it must be a 'grass is weirder on the other side' kinda deal.]
And ew, no. It's not literal. I don't want anything to do with him like that!!
Like you and Bo-chan haven't done weird shit either. Don't lie. It's amazing you haven't given Akaashi-chan an ulcer.
But I'll shake your hand when I get there in the morning.
[Seriously Kuroo, it must be a 'grass is weirder on the other side' kinda deal.]
And ew, no. It's not literal. I don't want anything to do with him like that!!
...gardening. ushijima-san is into gardening.
[ suddenly all of the freak duo's yelling about "concrete" and "asphalt" and "sidewalk grass" makes sense, if what kenma's told him is anything to go by. ]
and how do you know we haven't given him one? i wear my "pain in the ass kuroo-san" tag proudly, oy.
[ he probably shouldn't, though. ]
he's always talking about you, though. you know, like you're the one who got away from his perfect dream team or whatever. you're sure there's nothing there?
have you considered restraining orders?
should we be investing in deadbolts, oi-san.
[ suddenly all of the freak duo's yelling about "concrete" and "asphalt" and "sidewalk grass" makes sense, if what kenma's told him is anything to go by. ]
and how do you know we haven't given him one? i wear my "pain in the ass kuroo-san" tag proudly, oy.
[ he probably shouldn't, though. ]
he's always talking about you, though. you know, like you're the one who got away from his perfect dream team or whatever. you're sure there's nothing there?
have you considered restraining orders?
should we be investing in deadbolts, oi-san.
Yes. he is. Strange but it's true.
[That's true, but Oikawa really can't judge 'cause he's just as much as one.]
I'm pretty sure he has a huge ass crush on me. And it'd be hard to play with/against him if I put a restraining order on him.
Things are better now. We've grown up some. And even if things were still like they were in high school we wouldn't need deadbolts. Ushiwaka-chan is a lot of things. A stalker isn't one of them.
[That's true, but Oikawa really can't judge 'cause he's just as much as one.]
I'm pretty sure he has a huge ass crush on me. And it'd be hard to play with/against him if I put a restraining order on him.
Things are better now. We've grown up some. And even if things were still like they were in high school we wouldn't need deadbolts. Ushiwaka-chan is a lot of things. A stalker isn't one of them.
it's good. i got confused. you kinda looked like a friend of mine in some of those closeups, though.
more russian, obviously, but there's a similar vibe.
[ boom, a pic. taken a year ago, though. and a second one that gets sent by accident, because of a freezing screen. ]
sorry about that second one. my teammates are crappy assholes.
that's a really long time to have been skating. i started volleyball later than that.
more russian, obviously, but there's a similar vibe.
[ boom, a pic. taken a year ago, though. and a second one that gets sent by accident, because of a freezing screen. ]
sorry about that second one. my teammates are crappy assholes.
that's a really long time to have been skating. i started volleyball later than that.
wasnt as if i had anything else to do as a kid
[With his mom always running off and his grandpa having to work... well, Yuri's not gonna unload all that on someone he just 'met'. He turned out fine, didn't he?!]
huh. i dont see it but i don't know your friend. also geeze is that you with the black hair? are you freakishly tall or is he short too???
[With his mom always running off and his grandpa having to work... well, Yuri's not gonna unload all that on someone he just 'met'. He turned out fine, didn't he?!]
huh. i dont see it but i don't know your friend. also geeze is that you with the black hair? are you freakishly tall or is he short too???
i'll take your word for it.
[ makes a mental note to invest in deadbolts anyway, because you never know when those might come in useful. look, he can be practical too! ]
that's got me into thinking though - how many rivalries do you think we'd have lost if teams fraternized in that way, back in high school?
i mean we all have those two - or more - teammates who thought they were being lowkey in the background, but inter-team seems like it'd resolve a lot of on-court fighting, you know?
[ it's come up before. from bokuto, of all people. kuroo had turned them down, because he likes his friendships intact, and akaashi's been nothing but great to them both. it's still an interesting thought exercise, though, unwinding everyone else's romantic entanglements.
...he had to find his own entertainment when chemistry and volleyball didn't cut it, thanks. ]
[ makes a mental note to invest in deadbolts anyway, because you never know when those might come in useful. look, he can be practical too! ]
that's got me into thinking though - how many rivalries do you think we'd have lost if teams fraternized in that way, back in high school?
i mean we all have those two - or more - teammates who thought they were being lowkey in the background, but inter-team seems like it'd resolve a lot of on-court fighting, you know?
[ it's come up before. from bokuto, of all people. kuroo had turned them down, because he likes his friendships intact, and akaashi's been nothing but great to them both. it's still an interesting thought exercise, though, unwinding everyone else's romantic entanglements.
...he had to find his own entertainment when chemistry and volleyball didn't cut it, thanks. ]
[ "fine" is generous, but not unfair. ]
cats.
you both look like you can be cat-owning somewhat-antisocials. not a diss, btw, kenma's my closest friend, most people just don't interest him much. it's pretty cool, in a way.
and yeah, i'm the one with the bed hair. i clocked in at 187.7 cm (6' 1.9") last i checked.
why, what's your height?
cats.
you both look like you can be cat-owning somewhat-antisocials. not a diss, btw, kenma's my closest friend, most people just don't interest him much. it's pretty cool, in a way.
and yeah, i'm the one with the bed hair. i clocked in at 187.7 cm (6' 1.9") last i checked.
why, what's your height?
yeah, blood has iron but it also has, like, a shitton other chemicals in it, it's gonna oxidize your blades even with whatever coating you have on it.
i like chemistry, sorry
actually no i'm not sorry, i'm fucking great at it
i'm gonna end up with a dozen cats at this rate, and i don't even like cats as much as i like dogs
i like chemistry, sorry
actually no i'm not sorry, i'm fucking great at it
i'm gonna end up with a dozen cats at this rate, and i don't even like cats as much as i like dogs
huh
i was thinking blunt stuff like bones dulls knives, but that's cool to know too
Dozen cats = not seeing the problem here???
[As soon as Yuri gets his own place he's filling it with cats. Then they won't be lonely when he's off competing! Best plan.]
i was thinking blunt stuff like bones dulls knives, but that's cool to know too
Dozen cats = not seeing the problem here???
[As soon as Yuri gets his own place he's filling it with cats. Then they won't be lonely when he's off competing! Best plan.]
tall players are usually good for volleyball, yeah, but they're not the rule of thumb. lev, one of the freshmen on my team, he's at 194.3 cm (6' 4.5") last week.
he's growing like a tree, though. he's not done branching up yet.
it's pissing off our libero, he he he.
you're taller than someone i know, though. he's the freakiest speediest player i know.
[ a link to hinata spiking during the inter-high qualifiers. ]
camera didn't even catch the actual moment he hit the ball, that's how fast he is.
he's growing like a tree, though. he's not done branching up yet.
it's pissing off our libero, he he he.
you're taller than someone i know, though. he's the freakiest speediest player i know.
[ a link to hinata spiking during the inter-high qualifiers. ]
camera didn't even catch the actual moment he hit the ball, that's how fast he is.
Honestly? Probably none. I know Iwa-chan and I have already gotten pretty fired up about facing each other on the court.
[It was so weird seeing Iwaizumi on the other side of the net. It sometimes made Oikawa do a double take. But it was also exciting. Different. And while sometimes it made it harder to have his best friend/boyfriend on the other side, it wasn't like Oikawa shied away from hard work.]
We'll probably see more of what happened between Yamamoto and Takamatsu did* except maybe a bit... more since they're, reportedly, just friends.
[Honestly Kuroo, why you couldn't be normal like him and be obsessed with aliens?]
((ooc: This is totally a thing that happened))
[It was so weird seeing Iwaizumi on the other side of the net. It sometimes made Oikawa do a double take. But it was also exciting. Different. And while sometimes it made it harder to have his best friend/boyfriend on the other side, it wasn't like Oikawa shied away from hard work.]
We'll probably see more of what happened between Yamamoto and Takamatsu did* except maybe a bit... more since they're, reportedly, just friends.
[Honestly Kuroo, why you couldn't be normal like him and be obsessed with aliens?]
((ooc: This is totally a thing that happened))
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