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[ is that trouble in paradise brewing? kuroo files it away to percolate on later. oikawa's problems are his own, after all. ]

you sound like you're talking from experience, oikawa-san. can it be?

how did you even get iwaizumi to agree.

[ is everyone else having a happier sex life than he is because that's just not right. even his lanky half-russian underclassman is getting laid. ]

and that's why we're inviting him to stay with us. it's an extra two stops from the train line we ride, and we get a free show when he does his morning stretches.

and we can pimp him out to auntie landlady for dates if we're desperate.

but i already have you on the team. :(

[ Kenma's gonna his work cut out for him after they graduate. That, and he's gonna miss the team, but that's still in the nearing future. ]

it's not like the age gap's gonna go away if you both stay in high school, you know. you're still older than he is.

that's really cool, what the hell

i also don't mean to offend by asking this but are you a girl or a boy? i can't tell from the video, i'm watching on my phone.

those spins though what the fuck

[ that level of athleticism is making kuroo wince; he does enough splits during drills to see how punishing those routines have to be. ]

how long have you been training?

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[ those kinds of friendships can be the best, though. just ask akaashi. ]

i should mention that lev is 190+ cm tall.

and still climbing. he's about your age.

bring platforms? your knife shoes?

never mistake calm for patient. he's the personification of those five words, i swear on what life i have left to live.

and anyway, you wouldn't be karasuno if you weren't all so hot to go from zero to a hundred in a heartbeat. that's your thing.

...and so what if i'm wearing a hoodie. it's ass cold.

So comfortable, we're living in a bubble, bubble
So comfortable, we cannot see the trouble, trouble
Aren't you lonely?

you can't read tabloids from jail.

or i suppose you can? i've never been to jail, it sounds like a terrible place. please don't go there, yuri-chan.

[ yuri you need a different set of fans, man. ]

changed my mind, that's alarming.

you've got a place and time in mind, then?

if i go to the hospital i'll miss your performance

i'm not guilting you here

i'm just saying

[ except - and it's horrible of him to do this, knowing that yuri's unable to come over, but kuroo is guilting him, just a little. kuroo doesn't like it when people worry about him; that's his job. that's where he excels.

he's not that great at looking out for himself. ]

[ from here ]

you smash your device

I'M KIDDING, JUST IN CASE YOU TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY

do you have a preferred antivirus? i can walk you through a few if you don't.

[ continued here ]

please excuse me for saying this, if it comes across rude

well, it likely will

but do you have poor self-esteem?

[ from here ]

you're a horrible roommate. i KNOW that, you nerd. why do you think i'm eating chicken wings cold??? you're the one with a hangup for eating cold food.

get your ass over here and be supportive already.

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