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[ is that trouble in paradise brewing? kuroo files it away to percolate on later. oikawa's problems are his own, after all. ]
you sound like you're talking from experience, oikawa-san. can it be?
how did you even get iwaizumi to agree.
[ is everyone else having a happier sex life than he is because that's just not right. even his lanky half-russian underclassman is getting laid. ]
and that's why we're inviting him to stay with us. it's an extra two stops from the train line we ride, and we get a free show when he does his morning stretches.
and we can pimp him out to auntie landlady for dates if we're desperate.
you sound like you're talking from experience, oikawa-san. can it be?
how did you even get iwaizumi to agree.
[ is everyone else having a happier sex life than he is because that's just not right. even his lanky half-russian underclassman is getting laid. ]
and that's why we're inviting him to stay with us. it's an extra two stops from the train line we ride, and we get a free show when he does his morning stretches.
and we can pimp him out to auntie landlady for dates if we're desperate.
but i already have you on the team. :(
[ Kenma's gonna his work cut out for him after they graduate. That, and he's gonna miss the team, but that's still in the nearing future. ]
it's not like the age gap's gonna go away if you both stay in high school, you know. you're still older than he is.
[ Kenma's gonna his work cut out for him after they graduate. That, and he's gonna miss the team, but that's still in the nearing future. ]
it's not like the age gap's gonna go away if you both stay in high school, you know. you're still older than he is.
Let the second years talk to him. Fukunaga can handle it.
[ It's funny because Fukunaga doesn't speak. ]
I don't want people to think I'm 20 when I'm 40. Think how hard it'll be to get into a bar.
As funny as it would be, I don't want Lev to look super old either, thanks.
[ It's funny because Fukunaga doesn't speak. ]
I don't want people to think I'm 20 when I'm 40. Think how hard it'll be to get into a bar.
As funny as it would be, I don't want Lev to look super old either, thanks.
and that's just evil. you're the true supervillain in the team, yakkun, i'm kind of into it.
[ kuroo let's not flirt with teammates? maybe?
nah he's too invested in living in the garbage. ]
why would you be going to a bar at forty anyway, that's sad as shit, man.
it's like that movie with brad pitt, you're both gonna age at different rates and then there's this one day where you're both the same age and it'll be weird as hell for everyone.
[ kuroo let's not flirt with teammates? maybe?
nah he's too invested in living in the garbage. ]
why would you be going to a bar at forty anyway, that's sad as shit, man.
it's like that movie with brad pitt, you're both gonna age at different rates and then there's this one day where you're both the same age and it'll be weird as hell for everyone.
[ is this a game of gay chicken now? a race of chickens? what's the prize here? ]
everyone on my team is attractive, what can i say. that's always been a requirement for nekoma.
i'm the hottest out of all of us, though. you can take second place. kenma doesn't care.
[ h e h . ]
wait when did i tell you that one?
everyone on my team is attractive, what can i say. that's always been a requirement for nekoma.
i'm the hottest out of all of us, though. you can take second place. kenma doesn't care.
[ h e h . ]
wait when did i tell you that one?
[No trouble~ Just honest discussion.]
I am~ Mattsun and Makki actually pullled that on us.
And I may or may have not have engaged in some really hot sexting with Refreshing-kun at some point last year. I'll show you sometime
[The joys of being in an open relationship with someone you have absolute trust in]
I thought we were inviting him because, like me, his facebook book shows him to be a responsible sort of man. And with two responsible and attractive young men our landlady will be convinced she doesn't need to up the security deposit. Because we'll keep you under control.
But the morning show would be nice. Remind to take pictures to send to Iwa-chan. It'll fluster him~
I am~ Mattsun and Makki actually pullled that on us.
And I may or may have not have engaged in some really hot sexting with Refreshing-kun at some point last year. I'll show you sometime
[The joys of being in an open relationship with someone you have absolute trust in]
I thought we were inviting him because, like me, his facebook book shows him to be a responsible sort of man. And with two responsible and attractive young men our landlady will be convinced she doesn't need to up the security deposit. Because we'll keep you under control.
But the morning show would be nice. Remind to take pictures to send to Iwa-chan. It'll fluster him~
hey, as long as you're both taking care of each other.
i've got no problem kicking either of you off the team otherwise. :)
[ he's playing it off as a joke, but he's pretty serious about the intention behind it. nekoma's volleyball club isn't just some after-school activity for schools like theirs; there's more to it than just hitting a ball over and over. ]
you've been lying to me for the last three years, i can't believe this betrayal's coming from my own freaking house.
i've got no problem kicking either of you off the team otherwise. :)
[ he's playing it off as a joke, but he's pretty serious about the intention behind it. nekoma's volleyball club isn't just some after-school activity for schools like theirs; there's more to it than just hitting a ball over and over. ]
you've been lying to me for the last three years, i can't believe this betrayal's coming from my own freaking house.
hey, you never know how far my shitposter tendencies can get.
[ finding a decent libero in the tokyo prefecture is weirdly difficult, though, come to think of it. ]
i don't actually lie, you know. it's not my fault entirely if people take insinuations for facts. assumptions, asses, that american saying and all.
[ finding a decent libero in the tokyo prefecture is weirdly difficult, though, come to think of it. ]
i don't actually lie, you know. it's not my fault entirely if people take insinuations for facts. assumptions, asses, that american saying and all.
that's one reason among many. also: my facebook account doesn't even have my real name on it.
[ it's true. he's on facebook as ＣＡＴ ＤＡＤＤＹ．, to match bokuto's ＯＷＬ ＨＯＴＴＹ． display name. auntie landlady must've been a PI in her younger years or something. ]
man, we should've met sooner. could've used this information back in high school. certainly would've made junior/senior year a lot more hilarious, looking back on it.
and what are you talking about, "keeping me under control"? who do you think you are, oikawa-san?
[ it's true. he's on facebook as ＣＡＴ ＤＡＤＤＹ．, to match bokuto's ＯＷＬ ＨＯＴＴＹ． display name. auntie landlady must've been a PI in her younger years or something. ]
man, we should've met sooner. could've used this information back in high school. certainly would've made junior/senior year a lot more hilarious, looking back on it.
and what are you talking about, "keeping me under control"? who do you think you are, oikawa-san?
[Must have been. But it probably wasn't as hard as Kuroo's thinking it was.]
We know each other now! That's the important part. Remind me to introduce you to Makki and Mattsun sometime. Except you have to promise to be on my side.
I'm not actually going to control you. Well, beyond making sure you don't destroy the apartment. But that's the image we're trying to sell, Kuro-chan! Keep up! And if Daichi says yes it's a sure thing!
Anyways. The solution, once I get the security deposit down, is to party elsewhere. Like Bo-chan's place.
We know each other now! That's the important part. Remind me to introduce you to Makki and Mattsun sometime. Except you have to promise to be on my side.
I'm not actually going to control you. Well, beyond making sure you don't destroy the apartment. But that's the image we're trying to sell, Kuro-chan! Keep up! And if Daichi says yes it's a sure thing!
Anyways. The solution, once I get the security deposit down, is to party elsewhere. Like Bo-chan's place.
all of tokyo will finally understand what it means to have peace and quiet. the horror. i don't want to live in that dystopian world.
darling yakkun. hotcake yakkun. your skinny legs and irritable personality drives me up a wall.
do i need to pull him aside and teach him dirty talk, though, is the question here. i already serve as all-around tutor for half the team as it is.
darling yakkun. hotcake yakkun. your skinny legs and irritable personality drives me up a wall.
do i need to pull him aside and teach him dirty talk, though, is the question here. i already serve as all-around tutor for half the team as it is.
i've heard enough of iwa-chan yelling "shittykawa" through your phone to have an inkling, man. i've got your back as long as you've got mine when bokuto's acting like a dumbass and akkachi isn't around.
(your former teammates sound like food the way you introduce them, btw. it's creepy.)
[ he's a little scared of akaashi, truth be told. any person who can handle the BoKuroo tag team (hah) with such ease can probably conquer the inter-collegiate volleyball circuit with ease. ]
and we're back to "we have a 250K yen problem".
bokuto's hooked up with akaashi, i'm not getting in the middle of that. what about ushijima's?
are you two still doing that territorial pissing contest or have we all collectively moved on from that?
(your former teammates sound like food the way you introduce them, btw. it's creepy.)
[ he's a little scared of akaashi, truth be told. any person who can handle the BoKuroo tag team (hah) with such ease can probably conquer the inter-collegiate volleyball circuit with ease. ]
and we're back to "we have a 250K yen problem".
bokuto's hooked up with akaashi, i'm not getting in the middle of that. what about ushijima's?
are you two still doing that territorial pissing contest or have we all collectively moved on from that?
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